Cooking with Guy

I’m here for you guys. Welcome to “Cooking with Guy, for Guys, by Guy”. I’m Guy, the Guy, your Guy – Guy the stage guy.

Today we have a very special program. All right guys, you want to impress the gals? Here’s how – tell ‘em you’ll make Christmas Dinner. All of it, all by yourself. Today I’m going to show you how to do that, in under five minutes. You ready? Here’s how. First make sure all the gals are out of the kitchen.

I’m making a Christmas Dinner, Carol.

Oh sure, stay and watch. By the way did you know Aunt Gerturde called. She said to call right back.

Works every time. Just be sure to hid the phone...

No idea!

'Cause if you don't, and Aunt Gertured is on the phone...well, forget making Christmas dinner...you might as well get out the grill and start working on the 4th of July bar-b-q. Anyway, now that it’s just us guys, here’s what you do. Pick up a phone and dial 1-800-Cook-Guy. Have a credit card ready. Within minutes we’ll have that dinner delivered right to your door.

Don’t worry – I’ll get it. Thanks for watching “Cooking with Guy, for Guys, by Guys” and I’m the guy behind you guys – Guy the stage Guy. Tune in next time when we’ll show how useful guy wires can be in the kitchen – don’t cook without one.